Reviewing DarkCornerConjures, LLC: Why They're Fraudulent
- Lady Eve
- Mar 2
- 7 min read
by Lady Eve & Lucifer
This blogpost is my very first in a LONG line of reviewing I'm going to do to go along with the blacklisting page I have here where I've purchased products from binders. This review is going to be a shorter one, because honestly, there isn't much to review, which is neither a good thing nor a bad thing when it comes to binders. Some are very plain and straightforward when they ship their vessels out or list their items. Then, there are elaborate binders who package fancy, provide you with business cards with elegant designs, and so on. There's no right or wrong way to sell, which I plan on making a blogpost about in the future.
I'm purchasing from binders and conjurors because I am establishing for you a reliable network for you to purchase from comfortably and safely, but that's just my second concern. I'm also checking these binders to see if their spirits are well taken care of, bound properly and safely, in the correct bindings, their abilities aren't toned down (and if they are, why is that?), what sort of contract they worked out with the binder, and how many cloaking spells are on them. If you'd like to donate to the cause, you can donate here at my PayPal. All proceeds donated goes into these reviews and catching unethical and fraudulent binders.
Now without further adieu, on to the review!
Review: Dark Corner Conjures
DarkCornerConjures, LLC labels themselves as a "magick superstore" on Etsy. With rave reviews, over 18,000 sales, and a Star Seller status, one feels safe purchasing from them. That's how I felt anyway. I was warned by my spirits, receiving future predictions that the vessels I would receive would be empty, and sadly but thankfully, that is the case.
My first interaction with them was me reaching out to them about a visit with a so-called demonic leader named Agrimliek, a supposed demonic commander underneath Azazel. Seeing as I'm in direct contact with Azazel, and none of Us had ever heard of such a name being given to a former Watcher or demon, we assumed they were fake and reached out to schedule a visit.
Below is what I received:
As you can see, that was on February 7th. I waited patiently for a response, even sort of forgot that I even messaged her for the visitation before being reminded when I checked back to see if the listing had been sold. My spirits and Angels still advised me nothing was attached to the ring, and that my message was opened, viewed, and then meant to be replied to later but forgotten. I'm not saying their customer service is terrible; given her five-star reviews, they seem to be on top of their game when it comes to customer service and answering messages. I wouldn't write them off just because they meant to reply and then forgot. Not just yet anyway...
I made the purchase finally, after waiting and waiting for the demon to visit patiently or for some kind of response, debating on if I should just make the purchase. On February 19th, I purchased "Agrimliek" and another "spirit," a "heaven hound" named "Selon." I was informed by my spirits that both of the vessels would be empty, and that I would be out of quite a bit of money. I believed them, but something kept drawing me to it, calling. I decided to go against my spirits and Angels, against my better judgment and something I rarely do considering their predictions, when checked, are 87.9% accurate.
The day the vessel arrived was on February 24th; I waited until the afternoon to open the package picked up by my housemate. I had totally forgotten they'd been ordered if I'm honest. Everything was quiet, my spirits were keeping me busy with binding and setting up this website, and no one had come to visit. Normally, when purchasing a real spirit, they usually visit me right away because they want to interact. Nothing came, but it's not unlikely a spirit will wait to arrive with their vessel to watch the reaction of the one who purchased it open the packaging and gawk at their little energy port.
I sat down at about 9 pm with a bag full of packages. I've been ordering supplies and tools for my business, vessels for the spirits, and a few offerings here and there for my own Angels and spirits when I surprisingly pulled out the package from DarkCornerConjures, LLC. It had arrived! I was excited, albeit disappointed no one had made contact. I quickly opened it and pulled out the contents.
This is what I received:
As you can tell, I'm not very impressed with the vessels. Assuming this had been real, which as you'll find out it... was not, they are cheap. Now, I've used cheap vessels before at the spirits' requests because I needed to launch this operation and help support myself and my human, mortal lover. They begged me to use the fake vessels I had lying around and to order some cheaper ones instead of waiting to spend thousands on real gold and silver, so if a spirit requests a fake vessel, that's fine! However, you'll find that I advocate for using REAL jewelry as it lasts longer, doesn't tarnish as easy, and provides you and the spirit with something of value BEYOND just "Oh, you know, it's haunted haunted, so it's worth a fortune." We don't do that here at Ghosts' Sanctuary -- mark up cheap items and label them as "haunted" just to sell them. So already, I'm unimpressed. What followed is what sealed the deal.
I asked my Angels and spirits if any new spirits were here. I can telepathically communicate with them, as I hear them plainly in my head. I respond to them out loud with my voice, and they respond to me in my head or through a connected channel and "possess" me from outside the body to speak. Anyway, they confirmed there was no one here with us that were new. I tried opening the floor up and channeling with the spirit. Maybe he's never channeled before and would love a chance to move me and make me speak, but no one came to the session.
I have a spirit board I use just in case the spirit is cloaked too well and needs to communicate but can't reach me telepathically. I held the pendulum over the board and tried to speak with the spirit. Again, nothing. Predictors told me, "Unfortunately, there is no spirit." And I ended the session.
That was days ago. Nothing new has changed.
Recap of the review
As my first official review, I have to say I hated writing it. I hate breaking to people their favorite conjurors or binders are fraudulent, that they wasted their money on overpriced, fake jewelry and received a reaction from a previously unknown spirit or one of their spirits' in their home they've adopted has been pretending, keeping up the lie for whatever (hopefully meaning well) reason.
In most cases, a previously unknown spirit or living entity takes the form of the spirit and comes out to the recipient as said spirit. If you've purchased from this binder before but had a positive interaction with a spirit, odds are that's what's happened. You may have purchased ALL of your vessels from them, and that spirit carries out every single interaction with them. It's not uncommon for us to reveal this to people who question why they're receiving contact with a spirit or living entity they've adopted when we reveal they're fraudulent and blacklisted.
The second most common case for this is the spirits in the home you've adopted are keeping the lie up and running. Why? I don't know. Could be a myriad of reasons from something sinister to bringing your dreams to life and not having you waste your money. Most of the time, if they're bought from reputable, ethical binders, it's the latter, though the supernatural does have its dangers. Spirits do things humans do, and it's natural to want to bring someone's dreams to life. You may have good spirits around you trying to keep up the lie, and they're ready to break it and come out with the truth. Ask them if you trust them. Don't automatically assume they're doing it for malicious reasons.
In rare cases, you could be a victim of something sinister. Not to alarm anyone who's had nothing but positive interactions with spirits, but for those that've had questionable experiences, those that aren't sure if you can trust what you're getting or that you can't trust your spirits at all, then this could be you. I'll cover this in another blogpost, but fraudulent binders create a network of spirits without even realizing it. They create a underground "gang" of sinister Dark Force spirits who use fake vessels as a means to find people and invite themselves into their homes under the guise of being a good-natured spirit. They usually target those who sell for exorbitant prices because those spirits are usually the most dangerous and deadly. They're labeled in most cases as revenge seekers and told they wreak havoc on others' lives. Therefore, when the evil spirits are "unruly," they'll blame the most aggressive spirits and write it off as them being "moody" or "emotional," instead of getting rid of them. NO spirit that's been vetted properly is "aggressive," "angry," "vicious," or anything of that sort. NEVER purchase anything labeled as such; it's bad juju.
It's heartbreaking to think there's people reading this who have purchased with good faith and ended up with fake vessels, but according to my spirits and Angels, this store sells nothing but overpriced jewelry. It's best to take your money someplace else.
I have to give DarkCornerConjures 1 out of 5 stars because they're fraudulent and contributing to the problem of inflation in the spirit homing world and fostering an underground network of spirits finding homes when they should be vetted properly and safely before being introduced to humans. While they may be a Star Seller on Etsy, as an Etsy seller myself, it's not hard to earn those badges or title, and honestly, they want those badges to look legitimate.
Save your money. Purchase from someone else.
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